04/23/2005 - OMG, I'm a fat drunk
01/31/2005 - Whee! Beer sucks!
01/28/2005 - It's clear: I'm a big sloppy drunk
01/18/2005 - It's not "light beer" if you drink six of them
01/04/2005 - Don't know my weight, but my hair is cute
12/28/2004 - Waffle fries are my master
12/21/2004 - Support and shitty Lean Pockets™
12/16/2004 - Hiya!